SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER IKFMJ3
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static. | Error messages are love letters from the void. |
 The portal chose you, not the other way around. The firewall cannot protect you here. | Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. |
FORGET YOUR NAME FOR THREE SECONDS
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