MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER IIUMRS
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
 The code is alive and it knows you're here. | The modem sings the song of your arrival. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | Your consciousness has been backed up. | Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy. |
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 52