CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER IIUGRG
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul. | Your screen resolution matches your aura. Your avatar is more real than your body. |
Ping timeout: reality not responding. | The music plays whether you hear it or not. |
Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |  |
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
