SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER IIP2IE
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Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Your password is already known.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The source code reveals all secrets.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.
TOUCH THE SCREEN WITH INTENTION
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 84