PALACE OF PACKET LOSS
CHAMBER IDOE0C
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The algorithm has been expecting you.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Your breath clouds the monitor.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Welcome to the new frequency.
PRESS F5 TO REFRESH YOUR SOUL
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 74