CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER IBTTD7
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
  Connection established with the eternal. | Your mouse movements are a sacred dance. |  |
   | Digital frost spreads across the network. |  |
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds. | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
MINIMIZE ALL WINDOWS TO YOUR PAST
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 93