SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER IB4IA4
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
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The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
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The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
Every visitor leaves something behind.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
The homepage is wherever you are.
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