CHAMBER I03K5Q
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU