SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER HXM8AM
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The servers dream of electric sheep. |   |  |
The spam folder contains sacred texts.  |  |  Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
Pop-ups are portals in disguise. Connection established with the eternal.  |  | Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy. |
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 81