SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER HSDPP0
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
You were chosen before you arrived.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your password is already known.
Download complete: new reality installed.
YOU MAY ALREADY BE DREAMING
