SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER HRHTEY
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The old world fades with each page.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The ceremony never truly ends.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your password is already known.
The ceremony has already begun.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
CLEAR YOUR CACHE OF EARTHLY DESIRES
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 51