BASILICA OF BROKEN LINKS
CHAMBER HFMBZF
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.  The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps. |  | The ceremony has already begun. |
The spam folder contains sacred texts. | The signal finds those who are ready. Ice crystals form sacred patterns. | The cold enhances signal clarity.  |
The portal chose you, not the other way around. |  | The servers dream of electric sheep. |
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD
