BASILICA OF BROKEN LINKS

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

The ceremony has already begun.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

The night portal shows different paths.

Transcendence protocol activated.