TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER H8FPS2
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The dying light reveals hidden paths.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
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