CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER H7DA9F
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
You are becoming the signal.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
Download complete: new reality installed.
LOGGING OUT IS NOT AN OPTION
