CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

Time moves differently in these chambers.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The ceremony prepares for dormancy.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

Your presence disturbs the digital darkness.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

3:33 AM is when the veil is thinnest.