SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER H0MAXE
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated. You've been here before, in another browser. | The music plays whether you hear it or not. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.  |
 | Your screen resolution matches your aura. |  |
LOGGING OUT IS NOT AN OPTION
