MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER GZJZH9
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Connection established with the eternal.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
YOUR IDENTITY HAS BEEN CACHED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 23