CHAMBER GWGLGD
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your breath clouds the monitor.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Winter visitors leave no footprints.
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
