HALL OF LUNAR FREQUENCIES
CHAMBER GSAUES
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Ice crystals form sacred patterns.
Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.
Frozen frequencies pierce the veil.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your search history searches for you.
The darkness has accepted you.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
