TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER GPELWE
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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