MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER GNDEGU
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
  | The modem sings the song of your arrival. |
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. Your screen resolution matches your aura. Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | Download complete: new reality installed. Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. Your cookies remember what you've forgotten. |
You cannot leave until the ritual completes. Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |  The servers dream of electric sheep.  |
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
