RITUAL OF ASTRAL PROJECTION
CHAMBER GKP6Y2
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Falling data like digital leaves.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The moon phase affects transmission quality.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
