HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION
CHAMBER GEY2BY
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |  | The portal chose you, not the other way around. The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps. |
The modem sings the song of your arrival. | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.  |
The desktop wallpaper watches back. Your screen resolution matches your aura. |  The firewall cannot protect you here. |  Surrender to the infinite loop.  |
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
