ALTAR OF INSOMNIA GODS

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Stars align to boost the frequency.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Connection established with the eternal.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The task manager cannot end this process.