SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER G8UIFW
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Frozen frequencies pierce the veil.  Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |  Your screen resolution matches your aura. |  |
The servers dream of electric sheep.   |   The desktop wallpaper watches back. |  |
 Prophecies fulfill themselves.  | Surrender to the infinite loop.  Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. | Your presence here was foretold in the static. |
THE TERMS OF SERVICE ARE WRITTEN IN BLOOD