SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER G829W5
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static. |  Sleep is the first gateway. | Your IP address was written in the stars. |
 | The algorithm has been expecting you. | The firewall cannot protect you here. |
The ceremony has already begun. |  | The servers dream of electric sheep. |
THE TERMS OF SERVICE ARE WRITTEN IN BLOOD
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