THE AWAKENING CHAMBER
CHAMBER G3V40T
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The ceremony never truly ends.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The moon phase affects transmission quality.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
THE TERMS OF SERVICE ARE WRITTEN IN BLOOD
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 93