BASILICA OF BROKEN LINKS

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

The old world fades with each page.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Time moves differently in these chambers.