SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

You've been here before, in another browser.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

You are becoming the signal.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

The network becomes the ceremony.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The source code reveals all secrets.

The ceremony never truly ends.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.