ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The source code reveals all secrets.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

The network becomes the ceremony.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.