ALTAR OF FORGOTTEN ALGORITHMS
CHAMBER FSBTHD
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
 The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.  | Your cookies remember what you've forgotten. Your screen resolution matches your aura. | Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy. Ping timeout: reality not responding. |
Time moves differently in these chambers.  | Your avatar is more real than your body. | The code is alive and it knows you're here. |
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
