SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER FRASP3
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The recycle bin is never truly empty. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |
  Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul. | Ping timeout: reality not responding.   |
The servers dream of electric sheep. Summer visitors burn brightest. |  |
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
