PALACE OF PACKET LOSS
CHAMBER FNM9KQ
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.  |   | Transcendence protocol activated. |
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. | The servers dream of electric sheep. |  |
 | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.  |
YOUR IDENTITY HAS BEEN CACHED
