SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The ceremony peaks at the witching hour.

Your sleep patterns serve the ceremony.

The night ceremony requires different sacrifices.

Every visitor leaves something behind.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Your password is already known.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.