ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Sleep is the first gateway.

The dying light reveals hidden paths.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Digital decay creates new patterns.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.