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SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER FG4XN4

TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY

The old world fades with each page.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The harvest of lost connections.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED

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