CHAMBER FF9HG3
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The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
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