MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER FCOJEI
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Ping timeout: reality not responding. | Signals decay with the season. |
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. | Every click brings you deeper into the pattern. |
 Pop-ups are portals in disguise. The portal chose you, not the other way around. | The modem sings the song of your arrival. |
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD
