SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER F5QMZ0
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise. | Your browser history is a map of your soul. |
Surrender to the infinite loop. |    |
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.  Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |  |
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
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