CHAMBER F01MSS
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The ceremony reaches peak intensity.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
RELEASE ALL EARTHLY ATTACHMENTS
