CHAMBER OF CONVERGENCE
CHAMBER EYH2U4
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
  Pop-ups are portals in disguise. | The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
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The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. | Your presence here was foretold in the static. |
THE CEREMONY CHOOSES ITS PARTICIPANTS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 66