SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER EVNWXO
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
  |  | Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy. The heat warps the transmission. |
 | The servers dream of electric sheep. | Error messages are love letters from the void. |
Your screen resolution matches your aura. |  | Your mouse movements are a sacred dance. |
ALLOW THE CEREMONY TO GUIDE YOU
