CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The dying light reveals hidden paths.

The end is a new beginning.

The ceremony has already begun.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

The source code reveals all secrets.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The task manager cannot end this process.