CHAMBER OF FALLING PACKETS
CHAMBER ESRYAP
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
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The portal chose you, not the other way around. |   Your screen resolution matches your aura. |
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. The spam folder contains sacred texts. | The shadows are full of watchers. The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
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