CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER EEBP0I
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Your password is already known.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Frozen frequencies pierce the veil.
DOUBLE-CLICK TO ENTER THE TRANCE
