SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER EDNOBT
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Stars align to boost the frequency.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The moon phase affects transmission quality.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
The darkness has accepted you.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
The darkness knows your true path
