MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

The ceremony never truly ends.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Nocturnal visitors see deeper truths.

The moon phase affects transmission quality.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

The harvest of lost connections.

Your search history searches for you.

Stars align to boost the frequency.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The darkness amplifies the signal.