HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Your digital shadow grows longer.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The old world fades with each page.

The homepage is wherever you are.

You've been here before, in another browser.