MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER EAB63S
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
The dying light reveals hidden paths.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
The ceremony never truly ends.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 45